#35100 - The pussy? I said, Now why in the world would folks go calling it after a little ol' kitty cat? Now, Uncle Abe has been around some, and I think he'd even been outside of Frog Whistle once or twice, and he looked at me, gave me one of them smiles says he was a man of the world, and he said, Cause, Wendell, if you treat it right, it'll purr like a kitten. I ain't found me a lady yet that wants to, make love, with me, but now that I got me a sixth grade education, I reckon I'm one of them, eligible bachelors, folks talk about, and pretty soon there'll be ladies linin' up for me to start into sawin' on 'em, so I'll just bide my time. Uncle Abe lives in a cabin up there in the hills a ways out of town, with my cousin Betsy-Jo and my Granma McCutcheon.